⁠⁠⁠What to do at a saloon when you have no WiFi

What am I supposed to do now?

•  Think through a puzzle - "Why does keyboard never sleep?"
•   Curse yourself for not carrying a book with you always. 
•  Think about all the things you can do when WiFi is out.
•  Stare at people around you and make them uncomfortable. Why should it be just you who is uncomfy?
•  Eavesdrop over other people's conversation and pretend to be Sherlock or NSA or FBI or that creepy neighbor.
•  Look around and see if you can memorize all the things around you.
•  Curse the lady who plucked your eyebrows too harshly inside your mind. Curse the entire humanity for having bushy eyebrows.
•  Why can't I just keep my bushy eyebrows? Why am I not a blonde? 
• Wonder if they are applying expired products over you.
•  Is this apron on me washed?
•  Notice all the products on display and notice how they have been there since forever. Are they just empty containers?
•  Ahh this feels so good..*breaks bone*.. ugh never mind.
•  Wait..what is she doing? I have been ignoring the process... did she even do that?
•  Pretend that I know exactly what is happening to me. For all I know she could just spray some water on my face and pat my cheeks and call it a facial.
•  Where's my wallet? Is it safe?
•  Why is it hurting? Wasn't this supposed to be relaxing? 
•  Get conscious if she is judging you.
•  When the saloon lady gossips about someone to you..wonder if she does the same with others about you.
•  Wonder if you will get rashes or pimples because of the chemicals.
•  Wonder if she is making me wait because it's needed or because she is attending to other clients.
•  Are they giggling at me? 
• Is she peeping into my phone? * hides phone*.
•  Wish if she can stop talking to me and just let me relax.
•  What do they do with all my hair..Do they just throw it away or make hair extensions out of it?
• Why am I looking so ugly in these mirrors?
•  *Stares at a nice decor and wishes to have it.* 
• Should I quit my job and start a small saloon with some investment?
•  I don't have to become Dexter to make my dark side happy. I just need to become a saloon lady and pluck someone's eyebrows. 
• Why is she looking at me oddly..Wait why is she calling other ladies..WTH why are they pointing at me?
•  Why can't they switch on TV or some music?
•  Did she wash her hands after giving her pedicure?
•  I would be going to a branded saloon if only I could afford it.
•  I should learn home DIYs and stop visiting saloon.
•  Isn't blow dry bad for hair..But this feels so good.
•  Will these people get customers at all in rainy season?
•  Why are they moving me to a different place? Am I not the privileged customer anymore?
•  Wonder if there are any secret cameras around here.
•  Her hair is so gorgeous ...Look at my hair, sigh!
• "Lol! she is crying because she is getting waxed..lol". Saloon lady says you are next. *Shivers*

What do you do? 😀
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