15 Things To Do When Everything Goes Against You

It's a cruel world out there
It's a cruel world out there

Despite our best laid plans and efforts, our life can never be foolproof to the cruel fate. Here are few things to do when the entire universe conspires to piss you off.
  • Go through the five stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
  • Accept defeat and suffer in silence
  • Blame it on bad Karma from previous life or previous week.
  • Appease to Gods by promising good deeds.
  • Ask Alexa to play sad background score for eternity.
  • Get used to it and just chill.
  • Take it as a challenge and live through it like Crowley driving his Bentley on fire playing Bohemian Rhapsody on high volume(Good Omens).
  • Stay overly optimistic no matter what happens by smiling creepily all the time.
  • Take a nap, not that things will be any different once you wake up, but your brain and heart will get a break from all the panic and anxiety.
  • Don't go to extremes when angry. Keep in mind that killing people is illegal.
  • Lock up your room and yell loudly till the universe hears your battle cry and tones down it's torture methods on you.
  • Eat. Through tears. You need strength to face it all.
  • When the entire world is being cruel, chocolate got your back. Keep enough supplies to last for an apocalypse.
  • Smile through the pain. Smile and wave, boys, just smile and wave.
  • Listen to Andy's(Parks and Recreation) wisdom : "There's an old saying in show business - The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong and you just have to deal with it." More realistic than Shakespeare's show must go on.


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