10 Ways To Un-Jinx Things - Proven and Tested

Undo Jinx

"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious" - Michael Scott

All my life, whatever I anticipate a lot and get excited about for days together, mysteriously goes all wrong when the moment arrives. And it's exactly that anticipation and excitement which jinx it! Yeah, I may seem superstitious, but I have this phenomenon happening all my life.

(There's a technical explanation for this - when you think so intensely about something, your force field gets strong - which attracts dark fate - and it strikes on you being all jealous of your strong force game. True Science)


Here are 10 ways that will help you undo the jinx:

• Stop throwing your life away by thinking only about this thing 24*7.
• Stop torturing people by talking about it all the time. Do you want to get murdered in your sleep?
• Act as if the big thing is no big deal. Meh. Whatever. Who cares.
• Touch wood as soon as your stupid heart tries to make a leap, imagining stuff.
• Focus on chores, it sure takes your mind off anything exciting( side effects : you may feel suicidal at times)
• Carry salt with you all the time and when others bring up the topic, throw salt. This not just undoes the jinx,but also shooes the person away as they now have salt in their eyes. Spitting works too, but spare the horror and stick with salt.
• Keep calm and carry on with your life like Budha. All this jumping around and beaming up won't do. No mental high fives too.
• Ward off evil people who intentionally say stupid things like - "Today's going to be a great day. No traffic also" , by punching them on shoulder.
• Hang out more with negative people, the one true enemy of jinx. They will keep you grounded by talking about all the things that can go wrong.
• Pray feverishly and keep your fingers crossed.

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